I suffer from seasonal allergies. Many people (30% of our adult population) do. Pollen and other microscopic spores that permeate the air in the warmer months can do a number on my sinuses and make me quite miserable. For some reason my body has decided that these things are out to harm me and it freaks out when it detects them. But pollen isn't inherently bad. It serves a very important purpose in our world. Without [...]
(Erin's note: This is obviously 100% fictional) It all started when Erin was taking a shower and she was singing "come on come on turn the radio on it's Friday night and I won't be long gotta do my hair and put my makeup on it;s Friday night and i won't be long" so she did she did her hair and then her makeup then she sang "come on come on turn the radio on it's Saturday [...]
a mad lib THE CAPITAL LETTERS ARE ARE INSERTED WORDS Giraffes have aroused the curiosity of BOYS since earliest times.The giraffe is the tallest of all living POOPS, but scientists are unable to explain how it got it's long BUT. The giraffe's tremendous height which might reach 999 COLE'S, COMES WHICH COLE MY BROTHER IS 4FT. Anyway comes mostly from it,s legs and BUT . If a giraffe wants to take a drink of LEMONADE from [...]
"I'm honestly terrified of getting old and dying alone... I got a birthday card from Geico today and it triggered something. What if I end up one of those old ladies who's family and friends have all gotten married and had kids and moved on with life and I'm left sitting int an old house by myself ripping up junk mail into little pieces just to keep myself occupied with only Geico acknowledging my existence with a [...]
